Realistic Covid Time Tips
Tip #1 Get rid of your kitchen—it takes up too much space and is making you miserable. Convert it to a useful room. Substitute knitting for sourdough bread making.
Tip #2 Throw away your best clothes. Looking at all of it in the closet is upsetting and the last thing you want to think about is trying it on right now.
Tip #3 Stop trying to maintain relationships. It’s too much trouble and you don’t have time. There are apps you need to be on with strangers so you can network to whatever might possibly be the next big thing.
Tip #4 Pretend your life is great across all mediums whenever you get a chance. You need to release your passive/aggressive competitive impulses somewhere!
Tip #5 Remember this: if you’re conflicted about being in a relationship versus being on your own—it’s all equally bad—just in different ways. No need to try and improve or change your circumstances
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